Well the title kid of says it all. Come Black Friday every November there are countless Christmas commercials. I have several issues with this. The first is that it is so over done. I wouldn't be surprised if they just played the same exact commercials every year. We know it is the buying (or giving if you want to be cute) season. You don't need to tell us any more then usual to announce then inevitable decline of our bank accounts. And annoying us isn't going to help either of us. Why do the Christmas commercials have to be so damn obnoxious. The one with songs are the WORST. I mean, okay, if you have to play a Christmas-y jingle over the obnoxious commercial, then fine. But when they change the lyrics to Christmas songs I literally want to do one of two things: rip the radio/tv out of whatever source is playing it, whether its a car or a wall or what have you. Or rip my ears out of my head. You are killing Christmas with your blasphemous lyrics. You are not clever, you are not witty, you are annoying. And another thing, where are the Hanukkah commercials? Or the Kwanzaa commercials? Or the solstice commercials? Is it your goal to only annoy Christians? Jewish people can endure mass genocide, black people can endure racism, but Christians are forced to endure your horrid--HORRID-- commercials. I don't know what's worse (JUST KIDDING. I know commercials are not nearly as bad as genocide, it was a joke). Why can't you annoy other religions? I mean I could think of some really awful Hanukkah commercials that would rival some of the Christmas ones.
Okay that's my quick rant, spurred by a really bad radio commercial. It involved cheesy lyrics. It was awful.
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