Get your shit together!
Seriously. I've been meaning to write this letter for the last week.
Enough is enough. You are not supposed to be a snowy place. I am not supposed to crunch through ice on my walk to class at 9 in the morning. When I was told about Seattle, no one told me snow was involved. I am not of this climate. Apparently you aren't either since no one knows how to function when you are so damn cold and when you snow all the damn time. I'd just like to say this isn't a very warm welcome to Washington... ha. get it? Warm welcome... Warm...
Anyway. I would sincerely appreciate if you would warm the fuck up please. And if not warm up, at least stop snowing. Actually scratch that. Snow as much as you damn well please, just please warm up. And don't talk to me about scientific impossibilities, if you can just defy climate consistencies, I can defy science.
I am so tired of wearing twelve thousand layers every day. And scarves and hats and gloves and jackets are like... more precious than food. I don't even know what I'm wearing anymore-- I just keep pulling on layer after layer until I start to resemble the Michelin man!
Also, tell your friend the weather man that he is so predictable. Rain? Again? C'mon, be creative.
Sincerely,
Moi
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