You Don't Need to Speak English

So I decided that if I cannot be fluent in any language, I should at least learn a little bit of as many languages as possible. I pondered about what kinds of things I needed to learn. Then it hit me-- there is only one thing you need to know in EVERY language.

"You don't need to speak English, you just need the language of love."

Armenian:
Karik’ ch’i lini khosel angleren, parzapes anhrazhesht e lezvi siro

Chinese:
Nǐ bù xūyào shuō yīngyǔ, nǐ zhǐ xūyào ài de yǔyán

French:
Vous n'avez pas besoin de parler anglais, il vous suffit de la langue de l'amour

German:
Sie brauchen nicht Englisch zu sprechen, man muss nur die Sprache der Liebe

Greek:
Den chreiázetai na milí̱so̱ angliká, chreiázeste móno ti̱ gló̱ssa ti̱s agápi̱s

Irish:
Ní gá duit a labhairt Béarla, is gá duit ach an teanga an ghrá

Italian:
Non c'è bisogno di parlare inglese, è sufficiente il linguaggio dell'amore

Japanese:
Anata ga eigo o hanasu hitsuyō wa nai, anata dake no ai no gengo o hitsuyō to suru

Korean:
yeong-eo hal jul pil-yo eobs-eo, dangsin-eun danji salang-ui eon-eoga pil-yo

Latin (for good measure):
Non est dicendum Anglorum vos iustus postulo lingua amoris

Portuguese:
Você não precisa falar Inglês, você só precisa a linguagem do amor

Russian:
Vam ne nuzhno govoritʹ po-angliĭski, vam prosto nuzhno yazyk lyubvi

Spanish:
No es necesario hablar Inglés, sólo tiene el lenguaje del amor

Now go forth, an impress all your hot foreign friends!