I am a fan of bumper sticker-isms. Anyone who's seen the back of my car knows this. Something about one-liners regarding everything from cats to politics just cracks me up.
Today I saw one that I thought was funny at first but upon further thought there is a better bumper sticker that could've been made out of it. At least I think.
It said: "Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Somethings are Better Rich"
Funny right? But I think I rather have my coffee, chocolate and men sweet. And you might be like, well yeah, we all know what a fucking romantic you are from your last post. But its not just that. I put two sugar packets in a small coffee. I could eat my weight in Hershey's milk chocolate. Richness isn't what I'm going for in coffee or chocolate. Sweetness is.
And yes, same for men, but that's besides the point. Shut up.
On a side note, that bumper sticker reminded me of my long lost lovely roommate. She loves rich dark chocolate that her dad buys her from Europe. And she likes rich men. She would've loved that bumper sticker.
Not much else to say as of now, sorry this isn't very in-depth. Just needed to get that tid-bit off my chest. More to come soon.
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