Best Break Up Songs

Caveat 1: Just because I am single, does not mean this list exists for some melodramatic reason.
Caveat 2: This is probably better for the females out there. May not be applicable to all.
Caveat 3: Adelle and Taylor do not make this list. No apologies.
Caveat 4: This is by no means a complete list. Ten is just an easy number.

1. When you are feeling heartbroken: The Script, "Break Even"
2. When you are the one to break up with someone: Kelly Clarkson, "Walk Away"
3. When you are especially nostalgic: Dave Matthews Band, "Sleep to Dream Her"
4. When you are feeling good about yourself/ the break up: Mary J. Blige, "Just Fine"
5. When you are feeling shitty but pretend you aren't: P!nk, "So What"
6. When you are going to make the most of being single: Icona Pop, "I Love It"
7. When you are about to give up on love altogether: Paul Simon, "Crazy Love"
8. When you are feeling spiteful: Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" and/or "What Goes Around Comes Around"
9. When you are better than your ex: Cee Lo Green, "Fuck You"
10. When you are moving on with your life: Ok Go, "Lately It's So Quiet"

There you go. For almost any mood a song or ten that you can use when you are feeling blue. Or maybe you could make a CD for him/her and break up with him/her that way.... "Honey, I need you to listen to this CD and realize that what we had was special. Now it's time to walk away."